So I decided to hop on the Paleo trend and to have breakfast like a true Neanderthaler - ground meat, eggs, onion. It's not breakfast if you haven't killed something to make it.
I started a fire on my terrace using two rocks, a twig and my shoelaces. Also I recommend carving a spoon out of a nearby tree since it greatly increased eating comfort. My friend Roger died after eating some poisonous berries which he thought were cumin pods. It happens.
