Chicken Noodle Crack Soup

Name: Chicken Noodle Crack Soup
Prep time: 15 min
Cook time: 30 min
Total time: 45 min
Cuisine: American
Ingredients: 1 tablespoon salted butter; 1 medium carrot, (diced into thin half slices (about ½ cup)); 1 stalk celery, (finely chopped (¼ cup)); ½ small yellow onion, (finely minced (about ¼ cup)); 9 cups water; 8 ounces thin spaghetti, (vermicelli or angel hair pasta); 4 ounces cream cheese, (cut into chunks); ½ cup heavy cream; 2 cups cheddar cheese; 1 ounce Ranch seasoning; 1 packet top ramen seasoning; 2 cups rotisserie or cooked chicken, (chopped ); 1 pound bacon, (cooked and crumbled); fresh parsley, (for optional garnish); salt and pepper, (to taste)