Crack Chicken Noodle Soup

Name: Crack Chicken Noodle Soup
Prep time: 15 min
Cook time: 30 min
Total time: 45 min
Cuisine: American
Ingredients: 1 medium carrot (diced into thin half slices (about ½ cup)); ½ small yellow onion (finely minced (about ¼ cup)); 1 stalk celery (finely chopped (¼ cup)); 1 tablespoon salted butter; 9 cups water; 8 ounces thin spaghetti (vermicelli, or angel hair pasta); 4 ounces cream cheese (cut into chunks); ½ cup heavy cream; 2 cups cheddar cheese; 1 ounce Ranch seasoning; 2 cups rotisserie or cooked chicken (chopped ); 1 pound bacon (cooked and crumbled); fresh parsley for garnish (optional); salt and pepper (to taste)