Homemade Hamburger Helper

I almost laughed off this recipe, (as I suspect some of you will do), until I saw it is the invention of Mark Rosati, the culinary director of the Shake Shack restaurant chain. If he cooks this dish for his own family, who am I to turn up my nose at it? Those of you who make the effort to cook the dish for your own family will be rewarded and might think to yourself, "Why didn't my mom ever make it this way? Here are the preparation notes, straight from the NY Times website: 1. Heat a large (12-inch) sauté pan or Dutch oven over medium-low heat, and add oil and onion; season lightly with salt and pepper. (The hot sauce added in Step 6 will add a lot of flavor, so be careful not to over-season here.) Let cook until the onions turn light beige in color and begin to caramelize, 20 to 25 minutes. 2. Add garlic, and cook until fragrant and starting to brown ever so slightly, about 2 minutes. 3. Increase heat to medium-high and add bacon and ground beef, using the back of a large spoon to break up the meat into smaller pieces. Continue to cook until the liquid has mostly evaporated and the meat starts to sear and develop a crust on the bottom of the pan, 12 to 15 minutes. 4. Remove the pan from the heat and carefully drain off most of the fat, leaving a little in the pan to keep the meat moist. 5. Return the pan to the medium-high heat and add white wine, allowing it to reduce until the mixture is almost dry, about 10 minutes. 6. Add the chicken stock, heavy cream, hot sauce, paprika and bay leaf to the pan. Mix until combined and bring to a boil over medium-high. Once the mixture is boiling, add the pasta and cook until al dente, stirring often, about 9 minutes. 7. Reduce the heat to low and stir in both types of cheese, stirring until completely melted and sauce is thickened. Remove the pan from heat, stir in chives and season to taste with salt and pepper. Serve immediately. You won't be dismayed, and the wee ones in your life will love it!