Fast AF Spam

Name: Fast AF Spam
Cuisine: Asian
Ingredients: 1 can spam (cut in cubes, pan fry on all sides); 1 small white onion; 2 eggs; 1/4 c dark soy sauce; 2 T mirin; 2 T rice vinegar; 1 T brown sugar; 1 T sesame oil; 1 T chili crisp (or more); 1 cup white rice (uncooked)