Dexter's Breakfast

Dex begins every day with the same meticulously prepared breakfast, and just look how well that stabilizes him! Since he's a great role model, here's the liquid version.

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Step 1

Shake the booze, juice, and egg white over ice, then dump them into a martini glass.

Step 2

Throw in a couple dashes of Tapatio -- which actually retains a blood drop-like orb shape in liquid.

Step 3

Garnish it, as all things should be garnished, with a thick cut of candied bacon.

Step 4

Wink at the camera.