The Hobbit: Ploughman's Lunch

Name: The Hobbit: Ploughman's Lunch
Prep time: 30 min
Cook time: 30 min
Total time: 1 h
Cuisine: British
Ingredients: grilled bread; Silton Cheese; Cheshire Cheese; cherry tomatoes; assorted fruit (berries, plums, cherries); cold cut meat (ham, chicken, roast); pears (sliced into 6 wedges); cornichons; pickled beets; 5 hard boiled eggs (peeled); 8 ounces sausage meat (remove the casings if it has it); 2 whole eggs (whisked); 3/4 cup all purpose flour; 1 cup breadcrumbs; frying oil (as needed for garnish)