Crack chicken soup

Name: Crack chicken soup
Prep time: 40 min
Cook time: 1 h
Total time: 1 h 40 min
Cuisine: American
Ingredients: 1/2 rotisserie chicken; 2 celery stalks; 1 onion; 4 carrots; 3 turnips; 4 oz cream cheese; 1 heaping tablespoon minced garlic; 4 oz whipped cream cheese garlic and herb; 1 packet ranch seasoning; 6 cups chicken broth; 3/4 cup sour cream; 1 cup shredded cheddar; 1 lb thick cut bacon